Who wants to go for a damn hike?

Are you sitting at a desk right now? Doing a little Internet surfing in between bouts of Candy Crush, or checking your Facebook page, or maybe even some work?

Do you want to stop doing those things and go for a damn hike? Come on, dammit! It’s time for some fresh air.

Here’s a view.



That’s pretty, right? Damn right it is. Let’s hike around and look at some stuff close up.

Here’s a tree!



I like trees, so here’s another one!



You can never have too many trees! Here’s one that was injured in a recent fire, but it still towers way into the sky, way more majestic than the little people taking pictures with their phones below.



More trees!



They make good beds, too, dammit!



Okay, hike’s over. Have a glass of wine.



Okay, that’s it. Back to whatever you were doing. But let’s do this again sometime. It was fun.

8 responses to “Who wants to go for a damn hike?”

  1. Mister Smearcase says:

    I didn’t know I could get someone else to take hikes for me!

  2. swells says:

    I love this! Thank you for remembering the wine!

  3. Bryan says:

    That poor burnt tree, dammit!

  4. T-Mo says:

    Don’t mind if I do! Thanks for bringing us along.

  5. ssw says:

    FB is ruining my life. I was trying to find the like button. Jeesh.
    Why all the swearing? i think you must have really needed that hike. xx

  6. ssw says:

    what is that red piece along the tree in the middle? Nature astounds me.

  7. J-Man says:

    thanks! i needed that.

  8. LP says:

    6: Those red bits are just part of the tree’s natural bark. It feels like velvet, no joke. I love those trees, whatever they are.

    And yes, dammit, I just needed a hike!