Your Mom Just Retweeted My Tweet That Said You’re A Douchebag For Not Being On Twitter.

This is a short post today, as my computer is broken at home and I don’t have much time at work. I just wanted to let everyone know that I’m on this new website called Twitter. Yeah, I know. You’ve totally never heard of it. I’m probably like the third person on the website. But I think it might become, like, a thing.

The two other people that I mentioned before that are on Twitter also? Larry King and Kanye West. It’s just the three of us on Twitter for right now. I’m sure more will join, but they don’t really need to. My life is kind of complete reading the Tweets of these two men. Whose tweets would you rather read? Seriously? Yeah, I thought so. Who doesn’t want to read a Larry King tweet (his Twitter name, by the way, is KingsThings) when he just writes down whatever little bon mot comes to mind? Like this one from early September:

“Did they ever determine, “Who let the Dogs Out?”” 7:16 PM Sep 2nd

Classic Larry Tweet you guys!

Or how about this one from Kanye West?



hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah aaand 140″ 2:03 AM Sep 27th

Kanye West has inside jokes that he twitters to himself! Only he doesn’t bother to twitter the joke, just his reaction to himself. Priceless!

Anyway, I just wanted to leave you with the image of Larry King singing terrible 90’s “rap” to himself while Kanye West laughs hysterically in the corner, but not at Larry King, at something completely different that only exists in his head.

Happy Tweekend @Everyone!

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