Archive of Biscuits

Hadrian’s Wall aglow-glow

Get past the horrible reporting and imagine how fabulous this must look right now…if only it were celebrating something a little more historic than British tourism week.

Did the Mayans foresee…

this?

Building a better Mousetrap

And you thought their treadmill video was crazy?

Can’t hardly wait!

The new Joanna Newsom record comes out next week, people. It’s a triple LP/CD! Man, I’m feelin’ it.

For all our bearded men…

… especially those who’ve forgone the Grizzly Adams look this year (you know who you are). Here’s the next best thing.

Annals of extrajudicial killing

Obama administration claims the right to assassinate American citizens. Why bother with law enforcement and courts when you can just order a hit?

Can she save America?

Or maybe just the magazine industry?

Citay Has a New Record

Citay’s Dream Get Together is well worth your trouble. Listen to “Careful With That Hat”.

J.D. Salinger

R.I.P.

fb status updates,

too dumb for fb. “andy warhol wanted to be a machine.  fb makes that possible, that is, to speak publicly, as a computer image, in real time.  well, anyway, he would have loved fb.”  really bad . . .

thank you for this low key outlet.