Farrell Fawcett offers these for starters:
In January
an effing terrorist can
finally have a
an effing terrorist can
finally have a
partial birth ‘bortion
then send the fetus on to
Michael J. Fox so
he can inject it
directly into his spine
and cure parkinsons
while smoking ganga
rolled in US flags, and then
marry his boyfriend
ha ha ha ha ha
hee hee ho ho ho la la
la di da da da
the Democratic
agenda is revealed in
all its full glory.
Let the love flow!
in the interest of medical precision:
can now inject stem
cells into his depleted
substantia nigra
sorry for the confusion.
i also had to police the syllables a little but i think i’ve got everything in order there.
Let subpoenas flow!
Our long national nightmare
should end in the Hague.
dave, that’s damn genius. i think it should end in a hanging or two, too.
thanks bry,
i was going to say
“a terrorist can at last”
but “an effing terrorist can” is fine by me too.
thanks for doing that.
it’s probably my job, as a common law wife, but i rarely pay attention to rules, as you know.
can’t wait to see your new place, foxy manhattanite (and foxy family)
xo
trix
Balance from the roots
People have spoken with heart
Still a fascist head
Pardon my caution
The mess is a miasma
Inheritance sucks
Pabst Blue Ribbon is
A big buzz kill Eyore gloom
Just be happy now
GOODBYE GEORGE ALLEN!
YOU DESERVE YOUR FATE: DROWNING
IN YOUR MACACA!!!!
Democratic House,
and Democratic Senate;
shit your pants in joy!
BTW, Ferrell,
ha ha ha ha ha
hee hee ho ho ho la la
la di da da da
might be the best haiku ever written.
Um, I mean Farrell
Californya, huh?
Sposeta be the bluest state;
Schwarzennegger wins.
In Virginia, though,
Where I once lived red-state hell,
Blueness saves the day!
One plane crash away
From our brand new president:
NANCY PELOSI!!
stephanie just pointed out to me that Time Out is plugging a new book called Hipster Haiku. My favorite, which could be my personal theme haiku:
Above 14th Street
For the first time in two years.
Where the fuck am I?