This will be Sarah Palin in 2013

Tom “The Hammer” Delay on “Dancing with the Stars.” Once the most-feared Republican in the House (following a successful career in pest control), he has now become your Nice Old Uncle, dancing in a barbershop quartet getup with a big GOP elephant patch on his back.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUqL3_uCD4Q[/youtube]

What’s with throwing the money in the air toward the end? Is that Republican code for something? And how about that song choice – “Why Can’t We Be Friends”? Maybe because you’re a bigot! We could have been friends, but you can’t stop taking my rights away! But we must give him props – he apparently danced this routine on two broken feet (insert your own joke here), and he dropped out of the competition the following week.

He was arguably better in Week 1, wearing a leopard-print vest:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772tbxa6dU[/youtube]

Didja catch that wink? Sarah Palin will KILL this competition in 2013.

8 responses to “This will be Sarah Palin in 2013”

  1. lane says:

    this is really gross.

    did you know that “wild thing” and “angel of the morning” were written by the same guy?

    sorry, back on topic, this is really gross.

  2. Tim says:

    I could only take about 3 seconds of the second video. As soon as he started up the air guitar, I had to stop it.

    However, if we could be guaranteed that Miss Going Rogue would be out of politics by 2013, I’d promise to watch every minute of every episode she appeared in.

  3. Stella says:

    It’s like watching a car crash. I just can’t look away.

  4. NotCheney says:

    The horror. The horror.

  5. Uh…

    I like the costumes?

  6. Parakeeta says:

    He’s such a girl.

  7. Dave says:

    Ooo, misogyny! Delightful!