Speaking of butts, I often end up with a dog in my bed, which means I often wake up with dog feet in my butt. It’s delightful. Once I had a dream that someone was pinching my buttocular region as a result. Now if that isn’t a disturbing sleep, I don’t know what is…
“…historically we were never meant to share our beds.” Historically, weren’t we meant to share the dirt floors in our caves?
Also: have they done any studies with cats in the bed?
I’m told that cats lick their own butts.
I think cats did this study in order to free up more butt-lickin’ space.
Speaking of butts, I often end up with a dog in my bed, which means I often wake up with dog feet in my butt. It’s delightful. Once I had a dream that someone was pinching my buttocular region as a result. Now if that isn’t a disturbing sleep, I don’t know what is…