Ebay item of the week: For the heart that has everything

Marquette Electronics MAC PC EKG Electrocardiogram.

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This is the next SoCal party craze, following up on oxygen bars and botox parties. Come over, have a glass of wine, and get your heart rhythm checked.

Seriously, I had no idea they sold these on Ebay. In a strange way, it would be completely badass to have one around the house, like on a table in the living room next to a Lladro figurine.

Runner up (non-Ebay) item of the week: Neuticals. (H/t gswift.)

    8 responses to “Ebay item of the week: For the heart that has everything”

    1. Stella says:

      Neuticals – I hope they are also available to transgender cats and dogs.

    2. lane says:

      what’s a Lladro figurine?

      great idea

    3. What beautiful kitsch!

      TGW has such impeccable taste in table curios.

    4. Jane says:

      “Alright everyone, anytime someone’s heart rhythm is off, take a shot.”

    5. A biofeedback-based drinking game sounds like a great idea actually. But you can’t have everybody at the table take a shot — seems to me like the way to do it would be with partners — like 6 people at a round table, wired to 6 EKG (or better, EEG) — the person directly across from you is your partner. When your partner’s waveform is irregular, you have to take a shot. So the point of the game is to help your partner maintain a healthy wave form. (My grandpa and dear departed grandma do/did this stuff for a living.)

    6. LP says:

      Lane: Lladro figurines are what I grew thinking was great art. See for yourself here.

    7. lane says:

      hey lisa, i know i googled it. little grandma statues. that WOULD look nice next to some strange medical device!

      does this thing come in a nice robins egg blue?

      grandma will be delighted.

    8. Jane says:

      TMK: Fantastic.