Marquette Electronics MAC PC EKG Electrocardiogram.
This is the next SoCal party craze, following up on oxygen bars and botox parties. Come over, have a glass of wine, and get your heart rhythm checked.
Seriously, I had no idea they sold these on Ebay. In a strange way, it would be completely badass to have one around the house, like on a table in the living room next to a Lladro figurine.
Runner up (non-Ebay) item of the week: Neuticals. (H/t gswift.)
Posted on Monday, March 2, 2009 under Item of the week | RSS




Neuticals – I hope they are also available to transgender cats and dogs.
what’s a Lladro figurine?
great idea
What beautiful kitsch!
TGW has such impeccable taste in table curios.
“Alright everyone, anytime someone’s heart rhythm is off, take a shot.”
A biofeedback-based drinking game sounds like a great idea actually. But you can’t have everybody at the table take a shot — seems to me like the way to do it would be with partners — like 6 people at a round table, wired to 6 EKG (or better, EEG) — the person directly across from you is your partner. When your partner’s waveform is irregular, you have to take a shot. So the point of the game is to help your partner maintain a healthy wave form. (My grandpa and dear departed grandma do/did this stuff for a living.)
Lane: Lladro figurines are what I grew thinking was great art. See for yourself here.
hey lisa, i know i googled it. little grandma statues. that WOULD look nice next to some strange medical device!
does this thing come in a nice robins egg blue?
grandma will be delighted.
TMK: Fantastic.