Comments on: I hereby resolve

By: irony-challenged

irony-challenged — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:14:28 +0000

Hee hee. I really should learn how to change out of my false identities before posting.

By: irony-challenged

irony-challenged — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 18:13:54 +0000

3: Bryan, your comment really got me to thinking; you're right, I should write more songs in '08, for any and all occasions. I just got a nice new camera for xmas, so can make videos too. . Then I saw this obituary in today's NYT. Now, that's what I call some party songs. Something to aspire to. Loved the Ruth Buzzi clip, btw! And how about Marie having a conniption at the end? I thought they were going to have to bring in an oxygen tank.

By: Adriana

Adriana — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:32:28 +0000

Three cheers for sentence fragments. Death to the complete sentence! Its persnickety reign must come to an end.

Hey, you forgot to add “visit New York as often as possible.”

XO,
Adriana

By: LP

LP — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:50:39 +0000

T-Wag, no worries – that’s an old photo, right after the initial injury. It looks way less colorful now.

By: JD

JD — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:23:07 +0000

Firstly, cheers to sentence fragments. Bit fan. Myself. If you’re going to live in LA you might also want to adapt Newspeak as well, replacing all those great GRE adjectives with “cool”, “way cool”, “super cool” and of course, “super plus cool”.

Secondly, no, no, no Lasik. The glasses are way too cute on you. Glasses=super cool.

Darling, we love you because you are a persnickety bitch – please don’t change that as it would be like removing the color from a rose. Or the fur from a puppy. It would be way un-cool.

Where’s the resolution about singing more karaoke and writing the next great American novel? If that damn EAT, PRAY, LOVE can be a hit, I’m sure your great opus – WHINE, WINE and KARAOKE would be huge. As I type the words I can already hear the phone ringing with Spielberg wanting to adapt it to film and Oprah wanting you on the couch. Super plus cool.

Also, if you’re going to adapt to LA, you probably have to realize that we get our vitamins from our Jamba Juice smoothies (which you can make in your blender) and the only pill chaser we follow with is a xanax or valium.

Cheers and Happy New Year, dollface.