Four bar jokes

1. A man walks into a bar and says, “Ouch.”

2. A termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

3. A woman walks into the bar and says, “I’d like a double entendre.” So the bartender gave it to her.

4. Hillary Clinton, Big Bird, a redneck, a policeman, the Jackson Five, a three-legged armadillo, and a rabbi’s wife walk into the bar. The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”

Thanks to Jason, Nicole, Dave, and Irwin Chusid for bailing my ass out.

6 responses to “Four bar jokes”

  1. Lisa Parrish says:

    5. A dyslexic guy walks into a bra.

  2. Dave says:

    So this bar walks into a … wait, that’s not right.

  3. PB says:

    Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Oh Celine, why the long face?”

  4. Dave says:

    Okay, so this pirate walks into a bar and he says, “Argh, it’s drivin’ me balls.”

  5. i think you forgot the part about the steering wheel stuck in his crotch. and it should be “nuts” and not “balls,” right?

  6. Dave says:

    So this guy walks into Fresh Salt … wait, that’s just Bryan.