Who wants to go for a damn hike?

Are you sitting at a desk right now? Doing a little Internet surfing in between bouts of Candy Crush, or checking your Facebook page, or maybe even some work?

Do you want to stop doing those things and go for a damn hike? Come on, dammit! It’s time for some fresh air.

Here’s a view.

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That’s pretty, right? Damn right it is. Let’s hike around and look at some stuff close up.

Here’s a tree!

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I like trees, so here’s another one!

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You can never have too many trees! Here’s one that was injured in a recent fire, but it still towers way into the sky, way more majestic than the little people taking pictures with their phones below.

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More trees!

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They make good beds, too, dammit!

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Okay, hike’s over. Have a glass of wine.

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Okay, that’s it. Back to whatever you were doing. But let’s do this again sometime. It was fun.

8 responses to “Who wants to go for a damn hike?”

  1. Mister Smearcase says:

    I didn’t know I could get someone else to take hikes for me!

  2. swells says:

    I love this! Thank you for remembering the wine!

  3. Bryan says:

    That poor burnt tree, dammit!

  4. T-Mo says:

    Don’t mind if I do! Thanks for bringing us along.

  5. ssw says:

    FB is ruining my life. I was trying to find the like button. Jeesh.
    Why all the swearing? i think you must have really needed that hike. xx

  6. ssw says:

    what is that red piece along the tree in the middle? Nature astounds me.

  7. J-Man says:

    thanks! i needed that.

  8. LP says:

    6: Those red bits are just part of the tree’s natural bark. It feels like velvet, no joke. I love those trees, whatever they are.

    And yes, dammit, I just needed a hike!