Comments on: Ten things to remember when chasing down a burglar

By: birdonthewirenyc

birdonthewirenyc — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:18:40 +0000

wow. not only am i hungry for eggs but i think you’re the coolest superhero i know. not a sentence i’ve ever formulated before, so this is a moment to remember kids.

By: Tim Wager

Tim Wager — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 05:24:50 +0000

Heineken is practically not beer.

“Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!”

(I did, once, but in a car, outside of Tim Wager’s place in fact when someone’s bike was being stolen.)

I have no recollection of this incident. It could have been any one of many sketchy neighborhoods I’ve lived in.

And Farrell, you go, boy.

By: andrea

andrea — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:04:40 +0000

Man. I decide to check in with my long, lost whatsies and what do I find? I will now dream of having my own vigilante Fawcett around. You tough and funny he-man. Now, I don’t drink milk so it would have been “Where’s the Rice Dream?” which is just not as funny.

By: brooke

brooke — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 21:40:35 +0000

#12: Totally H.M.D.Q.

By: Stephanie Wells

Stephanie Wells — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:25:55 +0000

You are totally NOT insane for doing that, even if it’s insane. I would have done the smae thing (I did, once, but in a car, outside of Tim Wager’s place in fact when someone’s bike was being stolen.) I think you are a heroic vigilante and I wish there were more of you.