Two weeks ago in this space, Jeremy Zitter invited us to contemplate our “Cellular memories, A to Z” – to scroll down our cell phone memory lists and see who’s there. I don’t store many numbers in my cell phone, so my trip down that particular memory lane would be short and uninteresting. But there’s another catalogue of strange encounters that I love to periodically revisit: the sprawling, unruly, unweeded-out bookmarks list on my browser.
For years now, I’ve dumped weird and/or interesting links into a giant bookmark repository folder called “Goonie.” There are subfolders within Goonie – folders I’ve dubbed “froot loops,” “flakes” and other silly cereal-related words – but they don’t serve any real organizational purpose. There’s no rhyme or reason to my Goonie bookmarks, which makes wandering through them that much more entertaining.
Last night, when I started clicking through some of those links, I thought of Jeremy’s post. Not only do I never delete any of these links, I’m even loath to delete them when they no longer work. Just because the twinpiers.com link doesn’t work anymore, I still like being able to glance at the URL and remember that someone proposed two gigantic piers, as long as the Twin Towers were high, to stretch out into New York Harbor as a post-9/11 monument. (When I found the link no longer worked, I Googled “twin piers” and found this site, but I won’t bookmark it. I’ll just keep the original twinpiers.com as a reminder).

In addition to innumerable odd little links that have some personal resonance for me (such as this, or this, or this), there are links for sites that are now part of Internet history. And as short as “Internet history” may feel to you, dear reader, when you look at these sites they feel like they’re from another century. Whoops, I guess they are.
Who can forget the Hamster Dance? One of the first sites to combine motion with music, hamsterdance.com led legions of bored office workers to stare dronelike at their screens, lulled by that infectiously insipid pop tune in the background. Or the multitudinous Dancing Baby sites, a legacy of an Ally McBeal dream sequence? Or Mahir, the Turk who gave us the immortal phrase “I kiss you!!” And of course, the inevitable development of sites where Mahir danced like the hamsters… and so on.

Then there was Claire Swire, whose intimate email to a boyfriend went worldwide, the Howard Dean rap songs inspired by his “I Have a Scream” speech in Iowa, and more recently, the cheerleader toss — is it real, or a camera trick? Here’s a frame-by-frame analysis to help you decide.

Like Jeremy and his old cell phone contacts, I can’t imagine getting rid of any of these links. In 20 years, I expect to have a Goonie folder that will require its own hard drive to maintain. But it’ll still be fun, even in an age when we’ll probably have 3D imaging, streaming everything, and who-knows-what-other technological improvements, to watch these oldie but Goonie clips. Especially this one, my new favorite: The laughing babies!


and when your link goes missing, type it into archive.org’s “way back machine” — the archive that preserves internet sites and other digital artifacts.
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://twinpiers.com
Funny, fed up with having to type in enough of the URL until Mozilla completed it for me, I had just finally bookmarked The Great Whatsit moments before reading your post. Not having a Goonie folder, I was forced to decide whether it’s a blog or a journal. I went with journal, even though I know that’s not quite right.
Your post reminds me of Walter Benjamin’s contemplation of remnants of the near past — how they no longer have use value in the strict sense, but have not yet become ‘useful’ as ‘history’. It’s an odd category, one that I dearly love. What we need now is a thorough cultural analysis of the Hamster Dance.
Lisa,
Your post made me review my own odd collection of bookmarks, spread across several folders with titles like “Food Stuff” (representative site: the Fauchon home page), “Random Fandom” (home of the site “Lauren Graham: Super Hottie!”), and “iPod goodies” (for when I get that Bose home player, perhaps?). How to throw this stuff away? I NEED it.
Anyhow, I too feel ‘honor bound” to mention a couple of favorites:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php
http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/
Bear with me until I figure out how to embed links. They’re worth it.
Oh, the Punk Kittens! I love them. Also love the Wayback Machine, Nathan — what a perfect way to track down all those fabulous, now defunct sites like the great Tomatina festival page. And I must include one more key site that I forgot in my posting: This one-of-a-kind “Family Rapture Legacy Interactive Evangelism Kit.” So those who’ve been left behind won’t be confused in addition to being damned.
This reminded me of Farrell’s post on what we hold onto. And it reminded me (again) of how much I let go. I’m sure it’s because I live in such a small apartment. I just love getting rid of stuff and have a near pathological horror of clutter. My list of links is not only cleaned out regularly, the list of blogs is alphabetized. Submarine llife will do that to you.
Here’s one for your Goonie file, Lisa. I almost linked the “Mormon wife” episode to Adriana’s polygamy post, but the whole site works here as well.