Comments on: Help wanted: Patsy http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413 The daily organ of the Northeast Corridor Social Club Sat, 11 Feb 2012 04:32:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Karl Rove http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39741 Karl Rove Tue, 01 May 2007 19:44:57 +0000 http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39741 Sorry, I haven't heard too well since Cheney strapped me to that &*$#-ing waterboard. Sorry, I haven’t heard too well since Cheney strapped me to that &*$#-ing waterboard.

]]> By: Dave http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39740 Dave Tue, 01 May 2007 19:29:53 +0000 http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39740 Describing <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35483007" rel="nofollow">these guys</a>, and WFMU. Karl, if your sources hadn't already told you about this, you're losing your touch. Describing these guys, and WFMU.

Karl, if your sources hadn’t already told you about this, you’re losing your touch.

]]> By: Karl Rove http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39738 Karl Rove Tue, 01 May 2007 19:23:49 +0000 http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39738 In exactly what context did Bryan use the phrase "highly proficient fuckup"? In exactly what context did Bryan use the phrase “highly proficient fuckup”?

]]> By: Dave http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39734 Dave Tue, 01 May 2007 18:40:50 +0000 http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39734 Jenna - Txt me. l8r Jenna – Txt me.

l8r

]]> By: Jenna Bush http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39731 Jenna Bush Tue, 01 May 2007 18:32:00 +0000 http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/1413#comment-39731 Hold on there, dude. So I was like out partying with Barber in this dirty bar on the lower East Side (so, like I told The Service I was going to the W and then faked them out, it was awesome) (though, like the bar party was for a "Record" Club and I didn't see a record in sight)(do they still make records?) and the guy's got some moves, like, a Barber of Savyville (get it, oh that's good, gotta tell mom about that), and like, after that malaria awareness dance my dad did -- well, look. I don't want to have to deal with my dad when he's sitting around the couch looking for some more pretzels to choke on (how about washing it down with <em>another</em> beer, dad?) and like what if after we win the War on Terror (that's what it's called, right?) this Barber guy could go on like a dance-freedom tour with my dad? Look, just hire him. Okay? Or else I'll call my real dad Dick and then you'll be sorry, sorry. Now where's my drink? It's almost noon. Hold on there, dude. So I was like out partying with Barber in this dirty bar on the lower East Side (so, like I told The Service I was going to the W and then faked them out, it was awesome) (though, like the bar party was for a “Record” Club and I didn’t see a record in sight)(do they still make records?) and the guy’s got some moves, like, a Barber of Savyville (get it, oh that’s good, gotta tell mom about that), and like, after that malaria awareness dance my dad did — well, look. I don’t want to have to deal with my dad when he’s sitting around the couch looking for some more pretzels to choke on (how about washing it down with another beer, dad?) and like what if after we win the War on Terror (that’s what it’s called, right?) this Barber guy could go on like a dance-freedom tour with my dad? Look, just hire him. Okay? Or else I’ll call my real dad Dick and then you’ll be sorry, sorry. Now where’s my drink? It’s almost noon.

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