1. Fingertoe shoes: Orthopedically sensational invention that cool people wear? Or fashion disaster?
2. X-Men: Moving allegory for discrimination in our nation’s history? Or goofy comic-book franchise?
3. Anthony Weiner: Resign? Or stay?
4. Lance Armstrong: Doper? Or unfairly maligned champion?
5. Edible gift for Father’s Day? Or… a tie?:
1. both. 2. allegory. 3. Resign. What a goon. 4. Doper. 5. Ties, obviously. Asteroids? Pong? I want all those ties.
1.) Nay
2.) Uh, both?
3.) I just don’t know.
4.) Doper
5.) Edible, but maybe go in this direction.
1) Mrp?*
2) Both
3) Weary mixed feelings. Could not care less who he’s virtually sticking it in but it seems the battle is lost.
4) Don’t care, vaguely aware of his existence
5) Aw, Pong tie. Asteroids tie!!
*noise my cat makes when confused as represented in writing by me.
yea on the pong tie!